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In 2009, we blamed Drew’s cancer for everything—slow Wi-Fi, lost keys, bad Phillies games. Why? Because humor helps.

Thousands of tweets, laughs, and a full recovery later… Drew’s cancer is gone.
But the blaming? Oh, that lives on.
Today, we’ve redirected the energy.
Now we blame terrible healthcare marketing: those shady digital campaign reports, “viral” TikTok ideas that go nowhere, and SEO strategies stuck in 2011.

This site is a natural evolution of the original spirit:
🔹 Use humor to cope
🔹 Tell the truth loudly
🔹 Help people do better (especially when money and health are on the line)

We’re still blaming Drew’s cancer—but now we’re also blaming your agency, your funnel, and whoever thought “boost post” was a strategy.
Because while cancer is no joke, bad marketing still deserves a beatdown.

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Blame Drew’s Cancer Accounting

Accurate Record-Keeping Is Important.

So Is Not Wasting $3,000/Month on Useless Ads.
Sure, clean books are great. But what about clean marketing data?
If your agency can’t track conversions, skipped GA4 setup, or swears by “gut feeling” instead of actual numbers—go ahead and blame Drew’s cancer.

Here, we care about the math. We care about attribution.
And we really care when your CPA starts asking, “So… what exactly did we get for that ad spend?”
You wouldn’t run your accounting blind. So why run your marketing that way?

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email us at: blamedrewscancer@outlook.com